Just when you think you‘ve seen it all, these luxury brands proved that absurdity knows no boundaries. I guess this is the kind of thing you spend your money on when you have just a little too much of it?

1. Balenciaga Tote Bag 

Let's start the list off with this re-incarnation of the famous Ikea shopper bag, shall we? 

Believe it or not, this tote costs RM 8K++ ($2145)! When it first came out, the internet went absolutely batsh*t crazy. Can you imagine carrying a bag worth thousands of ringgit only for people to mistake it for a regular Ikea bag? 

2. Saint Laurent Luxe Condoms

I guess condom flex is a thing now? 

Safe sex, but make it couture. These Saint Laurent luxe condoms could be yours for just RM 9 each, a surprisingly inexpensive price for a luxe protective latex wrapper. I wonder if it makes any difference. 

3. Jacquemus Mini Bag AKA Tiniest Bag In The World

No excess baggage allowed! This minuscule Jacquemus bag took the fashion industry by storm when it was first launched, which might I add, is not cheap. What's the point of carrying such a small bag, you ask? 

I wish I knew. But fashion, am I right? 

4. Jil Sander Paper Bag

Fancy a RM 1K+++ paper bag, anyone?

It's almost like the rich is trying too hard to look poor, for whatever reasons. Oh well, at least it's entertaining to see. The possibilities are endless if you think about it. What's next, RM 5K hand sanitizer? 

5. Dior Reusable Straws

#SaveTheTurtles, but make it fashion.

I'm sure the turtles are very appreciative of Dior's effort in incorporating sustainability in their brand image. With that sleek and oh-so-chic packaging, you can almost overlook its RM 600++ price tag. 

if you had a lot of money, would you buy these?