From being attacked by pets to family members walking in on them, Malaysians do have some good sex stories for you! Some of these will make you laugh, and some will gross you out but all of the stories will definitely make you CRINGE with secondhand awkwardness!!
While these are definitely funny stories to tell your friends, it is important to know that sex isn't always perfect, it is quite unpredictable. Some days it can be perfect, other days it can be a little easy to forget or it can even be super awkward sometimes, and that's completely okay.
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's dive into the juicy details of these Malaysians' sex lives:
# Nad
"I was blowing him in the shower and he let out a really stinky fart, I think a little poop even came out."
# Aiden
"We finally had some time alone so, of course, we started doing it. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain on my balls, her cat scratched my balls and it didn't stop there, it ninja attacked me all over my body!"
# Sky
"We decided to spice things up with a new sex position, bad idea. I ended up with a sprained ankle and it happened mid-sex!"
# Darsh
"After a long few minutes of some out of this world foreplay, my GF KICKED MY BALLS! It was by accident of course but that definitely stopped anything else from happening that night."
# J
"He was too big and it just couldn't fit! I bled everywhere!!! Trauma for life!"
# Man
"We were having a threesome and the other guy jizzed on my thigh!"
# Xin
"My ex asked me to suck his d*ck but when I put it in my mouth it tasted like a ROTTEN EGG! I immediately pushed it away and started gagging, almost threw up too, it was disgusting! I had to gargle my mouth with Listerine like 5 times to get the taste out of my mouth!"
# Dev
"She got her period while riding me and there was so much blood and it got on everything."
# Lyn
"He accidentally put it in the wrong hole. It was so painful, I cried!"
# Sin
"We were doing 69, for some reason he was on top and I nearly suffocated to death."
# Dan
"She was cooking and looked so hot, I got turned on and we decided to do it. She was boiling water for pasta, accidentally knocked the pot over and hot water fell all over us. Thank god it wasn't boiling hot."
# Kai
"We were silently doing it when his mum opened his room door, she did not knock and he forgot to lock the door. Most embarrassing moment of my life!"
Damn, these stories are CRINGEWORTHY! Do you have funny sex stories? Share you story in the comments section!
