In an incident that happened around noon yesterday, a senior citizen was arrested by the police in Sungai Buaya, Serendah for his disgustingly unethical behavior. 

A goat was found dead by its owner after she heard it wallowing outside her home. To investigate the weird noise, she came to the goat's rescue only to find its lifeless body on the ground, and a glimpse of a familiar figure fleeing the scene. The goat had been brutally raped by the elderly, whom she recognized very well. 

  
For illustration purposes only. 

The man was later found hiding in the bushes, shortly after the woman lodged a police report regarding the incident. Still think rape cases are the victim's fault?